One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the town of Synder got up
early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the
townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives,
their families, etc.
Suddenly
Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming
and running for the rear entrance, tramping each other in a frantic
effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon, everyone was
evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat
calmly in his pew, not moving appearing oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now, this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said.
"Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little disturbed by this and asked,
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
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