One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the town of Snyder got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the rear entrance, tramping each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate. Soon, everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving appearing oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Now, this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said.

"Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Nope, sure ain"t," said the man.

Satan was a little disturbed by this and asked,

"Why aren't you afraid of me?"